I went out last night and had a good share of beer. When I got up I had a glass of milk, even though that's always a bad combination. I was thirsty.

When I got into work this morning I was walking up the stairwell and let out a long silent fart that followed me right up to the door going to my floor...it was one of those rotten egg lingering nasty farts that you just gotta get away from. Luckily nobody else was around when I did it.

About 5 minutes later I had to go down a floor to the copy room and the smell was still there...it was awful. And this was right at the start of the day when dozens of people are coming in for work so I know that a lot of people had to walk through my stench.

I am sorry to those who walked through it, that was me.