talk about not being able to spell, you used the word your, when it should've been you're, but anyway, I'd let you fuck me anytime you wanted.

^^^ my point exactly. your a fucking douche bag. i dont know who you are but i wouldnt fuck you if you paid me(:

aah comon, not even for 5 dollars, I know your dick isn't very big, but I'd let you do it twice.

He (she?) has a point, there is a lot of stupid meanness but that's the price we pay for anonymity. At the same time, there are a lot of stupid bullshit "confessions" on here too.

Learn how to spell and structure a sentence you stupid fuck wad. Its YOU'RE not YOUR and on your last sentence its THEY'RE not THEIR. Also the use of capitalzation is absent from your statement. This isn't an opinion itsa fact. One last thing, no one really gives a fuck what your opinion is because in the overall scheme of things, you are nothing more than an insignificant speck of vomit.

I agree that most people on Keyfess are douchebags. Spelling mistakes don't always mean that you can't spell. Sometimes you are typing so fast because you are upset or excited and so you use bad grammar and miss spell things. It's not much different from people saying u for the word you, ur for you're, k for ok, brb for be right back, c u for see you, l8er for later, etc. So stop giving people a hard time about spelling. Everyone makes a spelling mistake at one point or another. It pisses me off too that you come on here for advice and some asshole tells you to suck his dick or fuck him or calls you a slut or tells you to get in the kitchen cuz that's where women belong. It's really rude and annoying. I bet the guy who does that still lives at home with his parents and has never had a girlfriend in his life. He's probably like 12 years old and everything that he knows about women comes from tv, internet and his parents who are more than likely fucked up. His dad is probably an abusive jerk if he's even still around and his mom is either spineless and puts up with too much or she's a slut and that's why he assumes all women are sluts. Just my opinion.

Ya, come on guys...can't we all give group hugs and play patty cake all day instead of being such meanies?!?

Poster #6 has a good point. If you want seriousness then I suggest you goto secret confessions instead of keyfess. They take these things a bit more seriously.

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